Saturday, August 8, 2015

A bheil thu 'g iarraidh a dhanns?

To those that claim we are nothing more than buffoons sitting in our mother's basement in our underwear, we offer this:
Sooner than you and your fellow dullards can imagine, we shall dance.
And you, my friend, will get first honors.
Chan eil anns an taigh.
Tick tock...

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Amadán Móinteach

There are those that look upon us as eco-terrorists, yet we have done nothing. You are tripping over each other like the leaderless fools we know you to be.
Before anything, we believe you should look in the mirror, for there you will gaze upon the very soul of eco-terrorism.
And that brief shadow you see passing behind you?
That would be us. 
Tick tock...

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Marcellus Shale Operators’ Crime Committee

What would happen if a State Trooper came knocking on our doors? Or Mr. Hansel?

No comment.

Tick tock....

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Draw Near and Listen

Twenty of our fallen brothers had their day many years ago.



 As you bleed from within, your day of the rope draws nigh.

Is í ding di féin a scoileann an dair.
Brothers, we shall meet this Sunday in Mauch Chunk at St. Mark's.
Same time.
Tick tock...


Sunday, November 30, 2014

ˈKɒrənəx: Διογένης ὁ Σινωπεύς

Diogenes, our brother: 
We three set on our journey many years ago, knowing this day would come.

Dishonest men cast a long shadow that many fail to see. We, too, seek to find honest men from among the discord of our discontent, and we once again need to hear your voice amid the growing din.

Alone, you have traveled a distant path in silence, watching and waiting and learning.

So have we. 

Thirty years have past, and the Sleeper has awakened once again.

 We knew this day would come.

We knew this day would come.

AWAKEN, BROTHER, and step from darkness into the light.

Fosgailtear na geataichean.

Tick tock.....